Associated Press




 
Top 10 Reasons Flyers Suck
10): Ugliest Uniform in NHL

9):  ESPN's bandwagon is firmly attached to them.

8):  Eric Lindros is the world's most overpaid baby

7):  Bobby Clarke is the world's most immature GM

6):  They play in Philadelphia

5):  They don't beat you at hockey, they beat you up.

4):  Chris Therien and Dan McGillis are goons.

3):  Breaking a stick over the opponent's head is a normal Flyer gameplan.

2):  Their fans boo santa claus, climb into the penalty boxes, and cheer a broken neck.

1):  Because they just plain suck.